| Monkey Meal Catching monkey isn’t too hard Here is what you need to start Put a nut in a hole in a tree Small enough for hungry monkey Slips his fingers in and then Grabs the nut but cannot pull back hand For the hole his fist is too big But the monkey is too stupid To let go of the nut that he find You can come and take your time Take a stone and break his head Take the monkey from the tree Put the monkey in a bag Bring it to your family Today is a big day We are having a party You and me We are cooking a monkey Invite all your friends We are having a party You bring the whiskey I bring the monkey meal Cooking monkey is easy, too Listen what you have to do Give the monkey to lovely wife She take skin off with a big knife Heat up water in a big pot Throw the monkey in when it’s hot Wait some hours, read a good book While you wait for the meat to be cooked Sing a song and drink a whiskey Until the dinner is ready In your right hand hold an axe In your left hand hold the baboon Chop the top off his head Eat the brain up with a spoon |